Gooner School

John Stagliano's out back filming his yard when two half-naked cheer sluts stumble across him. Sheena Shaw's slim and blonde, Sophia Burns thicker and dark-haired, both in latex skirts so tiny they flash white panties every time they shake their asses. Their routine stops dead when they catch him staring. They turn nasty fast, pegging him as a pathetic gooner who lives on porn. The camera follows them inside. They yank their panties into deep wedgies, stuff glass rods and a heavy garden gnome up their open holes, show every inch. Sophia hovers over his face and winks her asshole raw while Sheena mocks him in a breathless rush. Sheena flexes her guts around a thick dildo, then fires it out; her pink rim blooms like a volcanic mouth. Side by side they jam whole fists knuckle-deep, greedy for the stretch. When a plug slips from Sophia's ass, Sheena slurps it clean, rim to tongue. Wearing pompoms like cartoon tails, the pair shout their filthy spelling-bee cheer – "G! O! O! N! E! R! S!" – and gulp down the jawbreaker candies they've just pushed from their backsides. Outside again, they squat, flood themselves with warm fluid, then spray out white geysers that splash across the tiles.